Saturday, August 28, 2010

Facelift for Ageing CWM Facility


CWMC Storage Bunker, Ardrossan: The new, exciting, jet-age look to the facilities is not only keeping the water off the cars, its keeping up with the times.
"I like the steel roof" said the President in a rare phone interview from his summer home in Montreal where he is serving a 30-day house arrest for drunk & disorderly following an incident that, while regrettable, was quickly resolved with the purchase of a new back seat for the officer's car.
"It also keeps the government thought-control rays to a bare minimum" continued the Prez, apparently feeling no pain, thought-control-or-otherwise."But my fuckin' cell phone doesn't work inside now, so if I want to talk on the phone, I gotta go stand outside like an idiot, government beamin' thoughts, fuckin' mosquitoes, jesus."
The line goes dead here. All agents are encouraged to stay posted for more updates.

4 comments:

  1. Oh sure, wait til the Volvo is gone and THEN put a roof on the building.

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  2. How did you think I paid for it?

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  3. Well I think that this necessitates a paint job for the old barn, The red looks out of place now.
    Perhaps a goldy green,
    (I think metal flake could be used in this situation)

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  4. Years ago, our car club helped a senior member, assemble his quansit hut building. After thousands of screws were tightened and many adult beverages had been consumed, we ran out of concrete footing and had an extra galvanized arch lying on the ground. OOPS

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