Sunday, May 30, 2010

Operation Bratwurst Continues to Consume Funding






CWMC Top-Secret Storage Bunker, Ardrossan, Ab: Agent 362436 has requisitioned yet another powerplant for unit #66-230 (seen above), claiming excessive valve guide clearances are making it difficult to tell if the emergency smoke screen system has inadvertently been activated, or if in fact you are simply coasting down a hill.

To eliminate the need for actual engine rebuilding skills and the accompanying costs, an unsuspecting 1969 230 (right) has been procured through the CWMC underground, and will soon be donating its complete engine to the ailing heckflosse.

When asked whether Operation Bratwurst was in fact receiving a disproportionately high level of funding, the President simply mumbled "nein!" and went back to watching "Hogan's Heroes" on YTV.

Agent 362436, long-rumored to be involved in a decidedly non-business relationship with the President, was unable to be reached for comment.






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