Sunday, May 30, 2010
Lean Burn Industries HQ: Agent 1080 hosts a top-secret black-tie eyes-only soiree to unveil Agent 100013's just-finished S.C.U.M. cruiser.
The President was, predictably, smitten, and gushed drunkenly over each detail, barely pausing to focus before being captivated by another faded dent, or a bit of hay caught in an oxidizing rocker molding.
100013's wheel / tire choice was, as usual, impeccable. The combo is led off up front with a classic set of no-name 15 x 7's mounting a pair of perfectly aged BFG's, white letters out and dirty. The hits keep coming as we row astern; what else but a pair of barnacle-encrusted 14 x 8 'Stone Classics and a couple of 195-70s could follow that act? Amazing work again, 100013.
Only one photo (above right) could be salvaged from the President's record of the evening, the rest being sufficiently blurry or obscene as to negate their usefulness to the Company.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Sweet Vintage Snap-On Analog Dwell / Tachometer and Matching Awesome Plymouth Fender Cover Actually Used to Tune Up Car
Agent 1080, proprietor of Fury Dave's All Fury Service and Fury Parts Inc, was rumored to be in possesion of an elusive point-gapping device, as well as vacuum guages, timing light, a flat screwdriver, and other bits of equipment of virtually no interest to the President, who sulked over a G&T and concentrated on putting some fresh roach burns in 1080's new Cummins for the duration of the project.
After a couple of false starts, including hooking the meter up backwards and not hooking up the meter at all, a suitable reading was eventually obtained on each device, and indeed the poly-head 318 was running substantially less poorly than it had in many years. New plug wires were installed until the President saw they were blue, so a second set is being sourced. Nevertheless, operation "Get This Goddamn Dodge to Run" is being treated as a success.